Snakes On A Plane
I’m going on a plane today,I’m super excited Hip, hip hooray!
Pass the lady the boarding tickets,
Come on quick, we won’t want to miss it!
Now I’m sitting in my seat,
The heaters on, I’m feeling the heat!
Up in the sky, mountains of snow,
Surrounded by many clouds below!
I hear a rattle being shaken,
Earplugs, I should have taken!
Weird sounds, overhead
A Stewardess just fell down dead!
I look around, what did I miss?
Another down, was that a hiss?
Oh golly gosh am I insane!?
There are snakes aboard this plane!
Deadly pythons are everywhere,
On my sandwich, in your hair!
People panic all around,
I’m frozen shocked, I stay sitting down.
People dying left and right
Some from poison, some from fright!
Samuel L Jackson can’t be found,
He is safe, upon the ground.
I am trapped, I cannot flee,
There’s a cobra biting me!
The poison pumping through my veins
I die from the extreme pain.
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