Once Upon A Time

Once upon a time, there was a great lord, he was killed by an army, the end.
Once upon a time, there was a queen; she died in child birth, the end.
Once upon a time, there was a war, millions of innocent people died, the end.
Once upon a time, there was a girl who loved a boy, he did not feel that way, the end.
Once upon a time, a story was written, it told lies, the end.