To Debrah, My Cousin (funny, but dumb)
I'd run away in a second just to be with you.We can save up for some gorilla suits, and go live at the zoo.
You'd no longer have to put up with your terrible, pot smoking mother,
We can even kill her, if it would make you feel any better.
We'll live in trees, (OH YEAH)
And we'll rob old ladies,
Until we make it big.
Then we'll dress up as puppets, and try to get a pinochio gig.
I'll sing, you'll dance, we'll make a perfect start.
We'll even make a business of selling burritos made out of turkey and poptarts.
We'll make our own cartoon called "How to kill a lemur",
About two pillows lost at sea, and a whale without a femur.
We'll write our own broad way starring us and how we both kidnapped a ghost,
It'll be the biggest hit next to our movie, "TOAST".
We'll make it big, oh yeah, we will.
With a huge mansion, that was build on an mole hill.
It'll be 98378237832785 feet high, with 12789328959093 bathrooms,
And we'll have a talking car who is addicted to the "Shrooms".
Shhh..Don't tell...
We'll also have a thousand maides, who look just like Mikey Way himself.
They'll dance and do anything you please, they are ever so proud to help.
We'll be the happiest and the most famous of them all....
Everyone in the world will be invited to our retarded ball.
Well, hey, look at the time, I really have to go.
I love you, and Debrah.....You're beautiful, don't deny it.
And, soon, I know we'll make it big.
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