More poems by HOLDYOURBREATH!;

Roses. [A Parody Of Roses by Outkast]

Chocolate Bite! (Chocolate Bite!)
People of all ages say it's mighty fine!
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time!
And the other half either got you; crushed up, melting up short
Yeah, now dig this, even though (even though)
You'd need a golden wrapper so they can divide (can divide)
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Caramel girls, yeah!

I know you'd like to thank your sis don't grab!
But lean a little bit closer
See that cadbury really tastes like mmm-mm-m
Yeah, roses really stains your shirt like ewww-eww-ew.
I know you'd like to thank your sis don't grab!
But lean a little bit closer
See that cadbury really tastes like mmm-mm-m
Yeah, roses really stains your shirt like ewww-eww-ew.

Country Fudge! (Country Fudge!)
See she's the reason for the word "twitch!" (twitch)
I hope she's speeding on the way to someone's grub
Trying to hurry up to get to some
Paris or Nicole or somebody like that
And try to put on her skinny look in the press
And crash, crash, crash.. into a gym! (Not Playing!)
She needs a golden calculator to divide (to divide)
How much they really need to eat realize that
Real guys go for real down to Caramel girls, yeah!

I know you'd like to thank your sis don't grab!
But lean a little bit closer
See that cadbury really tastes like mmm-mm-m
Yeah, roses really stains your shirt like ewww-eww-ew.
I know you'd like to thank your sis don't grab!
But lean a little bit closer
See that cadbury really tastes like mmm-mm-m
Yeah, roses really stains your shirt like ewww-eww-ew.

Well its got a Tangy Orange Creme, which is so creamy
It's perfect for a party, when thre's Golden Barrel acting naughty
It said "Would You like to eat me"
I said "Pardon me, are you ballin'?"
It said "Darling, you sound like a desperate looking girlie."
Oh so you're one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of Chunky Truffle next to me.
But game been peeped, dropping names you're so weak.
Trickin' off this prep is lost
Must take me for a geek a quick way to eat
A neat place sleep, eat the box for the whole a week, a trick for a treat
Now go on the raw bite, my stomach is really flawless
Regardless, we don't want to get involved with no lawyers
And judges just to hold grudges in a courtroom
I wanna see ya support box not here to support you!

I know you'd like to thank your sis don't grab!
But lean a little bit closer
See that cadbury really tastes like mmm-mm-m
Yeah, roses really stains your shirt like ewww-eww-ew.
I know you'd like to thank your sis don't grab!
But lean a little bit closer
See that cadbury really tastes like mmm-mm-m
Yeah, roses really stains your shirt like ewww-eww-ew.
I know you'd like to thank your sis don't grab!
But lean a little bit closer
See that cadbury really tastes like mmm-mm-m
Yeah, roses really stains your shirt like ewww-eww-ew.
I know you'd like to thank your sis don't grab!
But lean a little bit closer
See that cadbury really tastes like mmm-mm-m
Yeah, roses really stains your shirt like ewww-eww-ew.

Better come back down to eating Mars
Girl, start chasin' carbs
What happens when the dough get so low
Girl, you ain't that fine
No way.. no way.. no way
Better come back down to eating Mars
Girl, start chasin' carbs
What happens when the dough get so low
Girl, you ain't that fine
No way.. no way.. no way

Dairy Milk
Bitch, stupid ass bitch
Hazel Whirl
Old punk ass bitch, old dumbass bitch
Orange Crisp
A Chocolate Bite, just a bite
Dairy Milk
Bitch, stupid ass bitch
Hazel Whirl
Old punk ass bitch, old dumbass bitch
Orange Crisp
A Chocolate Bite, just a bite