Dearest Santa
Dear Santa,A word from the naughty.
The good and the bad.
The twisted.
The haughty.
The broken.
The sad.
From the ones on your list.
Like a blacklist from hell.
I wish you happy Christmas.
And that all's going well.
By the way I should mention.
The bomb in your slay.
Did I tell you it's fused?
But you're on your way....
To bring joy to the world,
a false, misleading conclusion.
Do you actualy think presents will help us all?
I can see your confusion.
Was it me that lit you elves on fire?
I can't seem to recall.
What a silly thing you should inquire
But this is not all. :]
Why, dear Santa
must you hurt me so?
That's rat poison in your cocoa.
I do hope you know.
The reason for my outburst.
My rudeness and all.
Is that I got no presents from you.
Well, that caused your downfall.
Aparrently I haven't been good enough.
All year was just too long.
So I hope I could have changed your mind
with this
loving
christmas song.
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