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As I was walking down the streetOne dark and stormy day
I came upon a billboard
And much to my dismay
The sign was torn and tattered
From the storm the night before
The wind and rain had done it's work
And this it what I saw
Smoke Coca-Cola Cigarettes
Chew Wrigley's Spearmint beer
Ken-L Ration dog food
Keeps your wife's complexion clear
Simonize your baby
With a Hershey's candy bar
And Texaco's the beauty cream
That's used by all the stars
So take your next vacation
In a brand new Frigidaire
Learn to play piano
In your grandmas underwear
Doctors say that babies
Should smoke until they're three
And people over 65
Should bathe in Lipton Tea
With a flow-thru tea bag
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