More poems by shortstack07

You'd Better Answer Your Phone

You'd better answer your phone before I kick you in the head.
You'd better answer your phone before I name you brother Jed.
You'd better answer your phone before I paint your blue van red.
You'd better answer your phone before I steal your green moped.
You'd better answer your phone before I swallow your twin bed.

You'd better answer your phone!
Oh, just answer your phone!
Please, please answer your phone!

You'd better answer your phone or else I'll break your pencil lead.
You'd better answer your phone or else I'll shove you in a shed.
You'd better answer your phone or else I'll tell you that you're dead.
You'd better answer your phone or else I'll make you ride ol' Mr. Ed.

You'd better answer your phone!
Come on, answer your phone!
Oooooh, answer your phone!
Mmmmhmmmm, answer your phone!
You'd better answer your phone or I'll say what I just said!
Poem by shortstack07