On my date
Oh! Finally found a manSo wonderful so grand
Says he likes me for who I am
Oh! He wants to take me date
Tonight is surly fate
Maybe he will forever be my mate
Oh! Diner was so lovely
We went to eat a Chubby’s
And I could see in his eye he wants me
Oh! We made out way to my pace
Giving each other little space
Seeing how we where trying to eat the other’s face
Oh! Tonight I’ll finally get laid
I can tell by the short pants that he made
While I was dizzy in haze
Oh! He pushed down on the couch
Then followed suit with a small bounce
But it did seem more like a pounce
Oh! He touched my body up and down
Then lift up my gown
He stop in shock of what he found
Oh! Shit this is the end of our night
I knew he was scared of the sight,
Of my hard on 5 inches up in height
Oh! He got out with a scream
Quickly leaving the scene
I yelled at him “I thought you like me for me”
Oh! The air in this room is now so thick
Tonight surly made my brain tick
I knew in the end no one wants a girl with a dick
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